I have figured out what to do with the horrible eyelash yarn hat that I made back in January. Actually, my brother figured it out. It sheds terribly, so is not much good as a hat. Mum thought it should be a cushion cover, which seemed reasonable to me, but little bro decided it was a hot water bottle cover. And yes, the hat was really big enough to cover a hot water bottle. It was just bad on so many levels.
I shall try to get a photo of it.